April 22, 2005 – 5:39 pm

quite frankly, there could hardly be a more spine-chilling realization to thunder down upon this blog than that his mother has been posting comments.

[frantically rereads entire archive of blogposts for hints of etiquette breaches and hyperbolic overreaches.]
UPDATE: this is a particularly ghastly discovery when the blog’s mom leaves the aforementioned comment three days after her birthday, at which time this blog STILL had not called her. this concludes this session of blog self-flogging. (self blog-flogging? blog-flog selfing?) never mind.