get the drool mop

May 2, 2005 – 1:37 am



holy schmoakes.

that’s really all there is to say. last year, synesso was unheard of. after the seattle bash, they have that elusive “buzz” factor (unlike, er, another recent innovator), not to mention the canned-but-adulatory praise of mr. schomer himself. sheesh. “consistently and ineluctably, organoleptasmic extractions” indeed.

the especially knee-knocking part: “Please contact us for prices.”
[gulp]
just go check it out.