more halloween live-blogging: we do it because it’s pointless

November 1, 2006 – 12:39 am

true, candied razor blades are a thing of the past. then again, your vac-packed brick of jack daniels-flavored gourmet coffee particles comes pretty doggone close, in terms of satanic cruelty!

the bursch-head gave us this, just for the holiday we hate most. some thanks, given the lengths we’ve just gone to laud the man.

indeed, post-bash reflecta-blogging will resume shortly.