status creep, home junkie version

November 5, 2006 – 12:03 am

the tay-AH in platform shoes

it’s true. the problem with non-conformists everywhere is that counter-establishmentarianism is nothing without an establishment baseline! this usually results in veiled establishment mimickry in the name of its complete opposite. and indeed, this is the essence of home junkie-ism.

an obvious, contrived set-up for this blog’s token example du jour: the ebony riser we hewed for mother isomac. no more bending to the ankles to watch a shot pour for this blog. now we’re operating squarely at sternum height. just like the big boys. we’ll have photos of the chest bruises when they bubble and turn slate.