Chemically Imbalanced (espresso-jogged screeds)

festive scroogey vigilantism

this difference between this blog and others … they’d be more prone to fill the helpless silence with nothingness, whereas we give you reason to hope. also known as: spouting off. also: filler.

to be clear, this blog would never rifle through the blogsister’s purse uninvited. the toddling blogdaughter, however, is bound by no such scruples. and when the resulting evidence is so damning, so mercenary, so … easily blown out of proportion, well.

duty clearly requires the application of subtle medeival defacement vocabulary. in toxic sharpie ink. that’ll teach her.