who you gonna believe?

March 7, 2007 – 11:35 am

(… research wonks, or the voices in your head?)

lies!” say a new crop of academian brits, who have just teed up a body blow to this blog’s daily faith ritual — by claiming that the morning brew only eases overnight chemical withdrawl.

“That alertness you feel is you getting back to normal, rather than to an above normal level.”


it’s a re-toxification, in other words — precisely the reason to make eight fresh shots your morning minimum! you want to up the ante, not just dawdle along at yesterday’s high.

in the face of starchy elitist research, this blog prefers to heed the gentle gnomes that live in its roast drawer and vacation in our cerebellum.