BREAKING: beverages don’t have feelings, unaware of bad economy

September 16, 2008 – 10:51 am

comes thusly our morning headline: “beer not feeling economic hangover.”

and so this blog asks you, why should coffee?

oh, right. we’ve made it a specialty item.

UPDATE: “art also not feeling the hangover.” contrarian trend from a specialty item? nah. merely anomalous data from a rich population subset! we’re talking pickled bulls here.

UPDATE: “sarah palin wigs also not feeling the hangover.” yeah, but …

UPDATE: “smoky french chanteuse definitely feeling the hangover.”