we hope he wears autographs our beard net

September 16, 2008 – 9:59 pm

this blog thinks it’s true that world barista champeen stephen morrissey will soon be arriving in this general southernular region … it’s true, at least, if atlanta’s lamont isn’t setting us up. but we never reveal our confidential sources.

which would be sarah palin big, no? like a visit from a person with a beehive, just not on her head!

it seems logical to assume a bit of jiggy latte art would be in store at thursday’s bash. maybe a whole string of jiggy latte arts done in ONE SINGLE POUR into cups lined up the aforementioned champion’s beary hairy forearm.

ahhh, scottish people. we’ve always thought that no party is complete without them. and their beards.